AS KIDS SEE IT

“I can still see you sticking your tongue out at me.”

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Our nine-year-old conducted an experiment to prove the tooth fairy isn’t real. When he lost a tooth, he kept it under his pillow and told no one for three days. No money. Then, when he told us he lost his tooth, there was money under his pillow the following day. Eventually, he confronted us with his scientific evidence.

— @ROGUEDADMD

My daughter wanted to show her grandparents how much she loved them, so she decided to carve “I love you” on the side of their car.

— REDDIT.COM

My five-year-old daughter is convinced she has a superpower.

The superpower is that she can smell ants.— @PRO_WORRIER_

The family dog, Dooley, was about to celebrate his 11th birthday. Our five-year-old grandson suggested that a frisbee might be a good gift, but we pointed out that Dooley was now a senior citizen and too old for one.