WE'RE SO OUT OF TUCH

Burn misses his brother's wedding and England go missing against minnows

- SIMON MULLOCK

DAN BURN missed his brother's wedding for this. There were 10,000 travelling fans who probably wished they'd accepted the invitation on his behalf.

What is certain is that the honeymoon period for Thomas Tuchel is over before the cake's been cut.

After the Three Lions were booed off at half-time for playing like pussycats against a team whose players earn a living in places like Luxembourg, the Dominican Republic and the part-time reaches of the Spanish League, it took a goal from Harry Kane to make sure total humiliation was averted.

Tuchel is only the fifth England manager to win his first three competitive games. Mind you, none of Ron Greenwood, Glenn Hoddle, Sven Goran-Eriksson and Fabio Capello ever went beyond a quarter-final, so looks can be deceiving.