I BOUGHT a sail for my boat online the other day.
It dawned on me that it’s not the right size so I called to cancel. They said it’s too late, that sail has shipped.
I’ve always been late for stuff.
I turned up two hours after I should have done for a cannibal dinner.
The host gave me the cold shoulder.
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