Take away the pomp and royal family are just bunch of weirdos

WELL lads, have we all been watching the new series of The Crown? It’s a bit like Bridgerton except with less bonking and more unbelievable characters.

And isn’t it funny that Netflix have been forced to put a “fictional dramatisation, inspired by real-life events” tag on the show after no less than two former British Prime Ministers said the writers were playing fast and loose with “the truth”.

That’s as if the truth has anything to do with the British royal family, a fictional creation from day one, a mad mix of soap opera, fairytale and gangster flick.