MY girlfriend has inherited a large sum of money but won’t give me a penny.
She knows that I’m heavily in debt and need a cash injection in order to keep my business going but refuses to budge.
I reckon the jammy devil has pocketed over £50,000, although she refuses to confirm it.
The other night I got down on bended knee and begged her to release a measly £5,000. She just said: “Just stop embarrassing yourself.”
Loot
How can anyone stand to be so mean? We’ve been together for five years. Am I finally seeing her true colours?
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