Mr Fixit fella's up to his sexy ways

WATCH HIM LIKE A HAWK

MY partner is very good with his hands... He's a flirty man, who I've always had to watch like a hawk.

He recently set himself up as a Mr Fixit, doing maintenance jobs for local housewives.

But I've got a horrible feeling that he's up to his old tricks and that he's doing a lot more than merely servicing their boilers.

The other night I went through his pockets and they were stuffed with cash.

I asked how fixing taps and mending roof tiles yielded so much dosh and he simply winked.

Then he grabbed his leather tool belt and said he had to run because a lady was waiting for him to "flush out her system" It was 9pm and he didn't return until midnight. I was fuming. But, in typical fashion, he had a complicated cover story.