AS I was sat in a Chinese restaurant last night, the wife said to me: “What made you decide to go with the duck?” “He’s better company,” I replied, putting the phone down.
When I got home she told me that she is leaving me.
This story is from the June 10, 2023 edition of Daily Star.
Start your 7-day Magzter GOLD free trial to access thousands of curated premium stories, and 8,500+ magazines and newspapers.
Already a subscriber ? Sign In
This story is from the June 10, 2023 edition of Daily Star.
Start your 7-day Magzter GOLD free trial to access thousands of curated premium stories, and 8,500+ magazines and newspapers.
Already a subscriber? Sign In
DEL PEARLY KING'S BATTLE TO SURVIVE
Cockney trader who inspired Only Fools icon
GUNNING FOR YOU
Foden and friends put Arsenal in their sights
PHIL THE FORCE
Ruthless Foden and Co turn up title heat!
STYLE CANCEL
Points not beauty prizes for Dyche
RAMPANT RABBIT
Bruno's like the Duracell Bunny ...and Captain Marvel approves
SHOW ME THE MONEY
Ronnie eyes pot of gold in rebel tour
HE'S TOP OF THE DROPS
Lomax kick is summit special
SHINING CHAR
Grey to power in at Sandown
THE REAL SPIDERS OF MARS
Gas phenomenon snapped
WE'RE A NATION OF SHOPLIFTERS
Yearly recorded cases soar to 430,000
