LIAR, LIAR! Your pals are on fire!

WHOPPER’S BIG LOAD OF TROUBLE...

- JANE O’GORMAN

I TOLD some absolute whoppers and now all my chums have deserted me. Help! Yours, Boris “Bozo” Johnson

JANE SAYS: What is it they say, Bozza? What goes around comes around…

For too long you have chosen to play fast and loose with the truth. Now your Tory colleagues have decided that enough is enough.

And who can honestly blame any of them? Who can respect and support a boss/mate who has such a tenuous relationship with the truth?

Is this your light bulb moment? Are you finally going to realise that simply messing up your hair and doing the old “I don’t know what day of the week it is” act has run its course?

How do we know you’re lying? Your lips move. In your rarefied world, the truth is your flexible friend.

It can be twisted and altered to suit any situation – or to wriggle out of any hole.

Are you capable of change? Do you want to change? Please say you do…