Perhaps wisely, he resisted the urge. There’d probably have been some little old lady helping count those papers later, and I thought: Naah, she doesn’t need to see that?
“Besides which, I’m 46 years old.”
But might it be significant that he still went ahead and spoilt his vote, as of course is everyone’s democratic right? After all, Geoff made his name as that rarest of things: a stand-up comic who happily admits voting Tory.
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