I CAME home and my wife was yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”
She was watching our wedding video again.
A bit later, she screamed: “You haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” What a weird way to start a conversation.
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