Drink-fuelled sex just isn't enough

SLEAZY VENUES TURN ON

- JANE O'GORMAN

THE woman I adore wants lots of sex - but not a relationship.

We've had more drunken bonks than I care to remember.

There's a real sexual chemistry between us. We only have to catch sight of each other across a bar and we're gone.

My friends walk away knowing that I'll flirt with her all night, while hers scream: "Get a room" So far, we've romped in the toilets of most pubs around here, plus various back alleys and even an old red phone box.

Flat

She likes her sex to be as risky as possible. She gets off on shocking and being spotted.

The other day a guy in a car screamed that we were "disgusting" and she loved it.

I like a game and a laugh, but I enjoy making out in my own bed too. Sadly, she's not up for that.