The cause of death was pretty obvious, but Nikki Alexander still opened her up like a tin of pilchards.
And good news for Boris - her gut only had a can's worth of cider sloshing about inside it, so we can be pretty sure she hadn't been at a No10 party.
Odds on she could still be promoted to the Lords.
Silent Witness has been running for 25 years and hasn't made much sense in any of them.
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