STAND by for a crappy new year as medics reckon overindulgence means millions of us will suffer "toilet issues” this week.
One doctor says the problem is so bad that the first day of January could be dubbed "Brown Monday"
Dr Ross Perry, a specialist at the Cosmedics clinic, said he has had to bring in extra staff to deal with soaring cases of haemorrhoids.
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