MANCHESTER United bosses are looking for a handyman to build flatpack furniture for its pampered stars.
Applicants must be able to turn their hand to carpentry, electrical jobs, install washing machines, and even do runs to the local tip.
The “player support property technician” will also be on call for home emergencies, like fixing burst pipes for the Premier League stars.
This story is from the March 19, 2023 edition of Daily Star Sunday.
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