Either way, they tend to get away with it indefinitely. The head-bangingly obvious conclusion just reached by an advisory panel to the US Food and Drug Administration is that the so-called decongestant in many over-the-counter cold medications does not decongest.
These eminent analysts might have saved years of costly research by consulting a panel of snotty, bung-nosed cold sufferers, who would have said: "Waste of bunny. By doze is still blocked after I take theb. As you cad see, I'b a bouth-breather."
Every nose owner knows that since New Zealand's - and many other countries' health wallahs had pseudoephedrine decongestants restricted to prescription-only (because oiks kept squandering them in meth labs) their over-the-counter replacement, containing phenylephrine, has given no relief to blocked hooters.
There may be a placebo effect, but given the rather obvious distinction between a nose that can breathe and a nose that cannot, it must be very rare indeed.
It's galling to be told the truth so belatedly - and at great expense to the American taxpayer.
This story is from the September 30 - October 6 2023 edition of New Zealand Listener.
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