DICK VAN YIKES!
National Enquirer|April 10, 2023
Wife takes geezer's car keys away after blood-curdling crash
DICK VAN YIKES!

ANCIENT entertainer Dick Van Dyke won’t be driving wife Arlene crazy by getting behind the wheel anymore — sources say she took away his car keys following another terrifying accident!

Police found the 97-year-old showbiz icon “bleeding from the nose and mouth” and possibly suffering a concussion after his 2018 Lexus plowed into a gate on a rain slickened road in Malibu on March 15.

Luckily, the beloved Diagnosis Murder legend escaped the frightening crash with what rescue workers called “minor injuries.” But the brush with death has convinced Arlene to take desperate measures, insiders say!

This story is from the April 10, 2023 edition of National Enquirer.

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