SOAP LEGEND'S NAKED DAUGHTER GOES BANANAS!

Escape attempt after grocery store arrest

THE troubled daughter of late soap stud Kristoff St. John, who drank himself into an early grave in 2019, was busted for meditating totally naked in a Boise supermarket — and later tried to bust out of the clink, lawmen say.

Paris St. John, 31, was charged with indecent exposure after a store employee laid bare the naughty nude antics in a 911 call, according to an arrest affidavit.