A DRUGGED-OUT wild serval is in African rehab at an Ohio zoo where vets and trainers are helping the cocaine-crazed big cat get a monkey off his back!
Like the bonkers bruin in the hit new movie Cocaine Bear, the overly frisky feline was found in a frothing frenzy after it developed a taste for the highly addictive white powder!
Cincinnati animal care workers managed to coax the black-striped and spotted puss down from a tree in Oakley, where locals had reported a leopard stuck in the branches.
"It was sure a sight to see," snorts Troy Taylor, the Hamilton County dog warden.
This story is from the April 03, 2023 edition of Globe US.
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