Johnson needs all the idiots he can get to back him now
The Independent|January 14, 2022
The Tory party wouldn't be the Tory party if it wasn't permanently desperate to split, and the latest one will at least provide a little bit of light relief for future history students who choose to sit the module in full: from the Corn Laws, to Home Rule, to Brexit, to Willingness to Make a Complete Fool of Yourself Defending Boris Johnson.
TOM PECK
Johnson needs all the idiots he can get to back him now

We have noted, several times before, that the 2019 Tory intake was aggressively filtered for stupidity; which is to say filtered in - not out. You couldn't become a Tory MP in 2019 without backing Boris Johnson's "oven-ready deal", and you couldn't possibly back Boris Johnson's “oven-ready deal” if you'd actually read it, which Johnson hadn't.

Once he came to understand what his own deal meant, he quickly rejected it. And the person who negotiated it, David Frost, has resigned. Frost is currently giving interviews in which he continues to claim his resignation had nothing to do with Brexit, but because of “policy differences” on high taxation and Covid restrictions.

Apparently, he hadn't seen these things coming when he joined the government in - that's right - February 2021, in the middle of the second lockdown and after the government had already borrowed £300bn to directly pay people’s wages for an entire year. Johnson will be gutted he's gone. He needs all the idiots he can get at the moment.

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