The tin of chocolates that 'someone' has eaten all the best ones out of and annoyingly left the wrappers behind. It's like Jim Bowen in Bullseye when some poor sap had just missed the dartboard and he would rub salt in the wounds by saying, "Lets have a look at what you would have won before showing them a speedboat.
And of course there's only so much turkey curry or soup a body can take. Besides I've still got the 2019 glut festering in the freezer! How many times have you vowed to have a crown next year only to buckle under the pressure from someone who seldom cooks a whole chicken but "has to have" a behemoth of a bird on the table because, "It wouldn't be Christmas without a big bird!"
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