The star, 29, who skates for the first time tonight with pro-Vicky Ogden, poured cold water on any suggestions a hot romance will tempt him away from his model girlfriend Sam.
And Matt, who’s been seen flat on his back on Instagram, insists the only person left weak at the knees by his dancing on ice is HIM.
The former Xtra Factor host said: “If you see me skate, it’s the least sexy thing that anyone has ever experienced.
“It’s the kind of thing they’d show nuns and monks when they’re having trouble with their feelings – to help make them not feel sexy.
“I’m so ungrateful. I’ve got no hip movement. I got told the other day my issue was my limbs. ALL of my limbs.
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