WHEN I was a kid my mum threatened me that if I wasn’t good, all I’d get for Christmas was a sack of coal.
With gas prices the way they are, I’d bite her hand off for that bag now.
But don’t panic, despite all the country’s problems, everything can be solved with a trip to an extortionately priced cartoon pig theme park.
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