Playboy Lifestyle's Left Me In Torment

Divorce was big mistake

I THOUGHT making loads of money, divorcing my wife and sleeping around would make me happy, but I’m as miserable as sin.

I’ve attended orgies, partied with models and got stupid drunk on the best booze, but I’m currently single and feel bitter and washed-up.

My last girlfriend promised me the world, but the sex dried up as soon as I made it clear I wasn’t prepared to pay for her entire family to live with us.

Miffed

The one before her stormed out when I discovered she was using my credit cards to prop up her brother’s failing business.

I’ve fallen out with virtually every mate I’ve ever had. One called me a “tight sod” after I refused to buy him a boat, while another was miffed when I “only” paid off£50,000 of his mortgage instead of the whole £200,000.