LARDY Jeremy Clarkson was told to shut it after slagging off our Olympic champions.
The telly gobster reckons athletes like divers, dressage riders and shot putters compete in pointless fringe sports.
Clarkson has now taken the title of top numpty from fellow big mouth Piers Morgan, who last week said only gold medals counted.
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