Boris Johnson’s knockers may be out in force again soon as his fiancée now wants “gold knobs” to complement the new decor in their Downing Street flat.
Carrie Symonds has got “her eye on” lavish new door handles to go alongside the £840-per-roll wallpaper in the No11 apartment.
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