Never in the field of human conflict were so many thoroughly @£!&ed off by so few

THICK-AS-CUSTARD M25 PROTESTERS NOW CLAIM THEY ARE LIKE, AHEM, WINSTON CHURCHILL. WHINY’S NO WINNIE. Eco crusties ‘like Churchill’. Fails debate on M25 stunts.Storms off just like Piers

- AARON TINNEY

THE posh eco-berks making ordinary people’s lives a misery by blockading our roads claim they are heroes just like Winston Churchill.

A GOBBY ringleader of the M25 ecomuppets compared himself to Sir Winston Churchill after being grilled about his environmentally unfriendly home.