PARTY snogs are off this festive season or maybe not as a top boffin clashes with Bozo's lot over Christmas canoodling.
KISSES under the mistletoe are being banned from office Christmas parties to stop Covid variant Omicron from spreading.
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HOWLS ABOUT THAT...
Full moon of the year- the Wolf Moon behind St Michael's Tower on Glastonbury Tor in Somerset.
YOUTUBE'S GREAT JOB
Workers' online fame dream
SINGER CLAIMS FIRST TIME WAS A REAL QUICKIE
ROBBIE Williams lost his virginity in "seconds" in his mum Janet's bed.
I'VE AD ENOUGH OF LAZY FLAKES!
Builder blasts skiving workers
Heard the one about St. Michael's Mount?
CORNWALL IS No 1 FOR RUDE JOKES
Drill It Yourself
PATIENTS 'DO OWN FILLINGS' IN CRISIS
Covid Rules Set For End
Covid Sajid Javid expects almost all Covid restrictions to be lifted by the end of the month.
Totally ordinary bloke who does totally ordinary things says he's, er..EXTRAORDINARY
HIS ROYAL SHYNESS GOES TO COURT TO GET BRIT COPS TO PROTECT HIM
TURN ON CENTRAL EATING!
More silly energy advice
I'VE TAKEN IT TO THE VAXX
AN ex-squaddie reckons he is almost invincible to coronavirus after having had five vaccines.
Horses for courses
What does it take to win as a working hunter at the Royal International? Ahead of the 2021 show, Alex Robinson speaks to those who know the track best
Danny Yeung, CEO and co-founder of genetic testing company Prenetics, has launched fast, cheap and—he says—accurate Covid-19 rapid testing to help restore normality to a stricken world.