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Pool ace Strictly fave

MY WIFE has accused me of not paying attention to anything she ever says.

I replied: “Egg on toast please dear.” She’s annoyed with me because I

won’t go to a ballroom dancing class with her. To get at me she showed me a video online of a really good looking guy breakdancing, moonwalking, doing back flips – the works.

She said: “See that bloke? Ten years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.” I replied: “Looks like he’s still celebrating!”