Chill Out At Easter
Daily Star|March 06, 2021
But Pontins? Snow way!

I Told my girlfriend I was thinking of booking a trip to Pontins when lockdown ends.

She said that I can’t go because they’ve banned people with certain Irish names.

I said: “Oh really?” She replied: “No, O’Reilly.”

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