I BOUGHT a sail for my boat online the other day.
It dawned on me that it’s not the right size so I called to cancel. They said it’s too late, that sail has shipped.
I’ve always been late for stuff.
I turned up two hours after I should have done for a cannibal dinner.
The host gave me the cold shoulder.
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Doing Enders scenes was a load of balls!
BRIAN COURT OUT
Coldplay rocker's alien passion IT'S CHRIS MARTIAN!
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Bloke's family in a rage at baby news
HIS MUM CALLED ME SLUT
TV Rachel row ‘abuse'
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War Hero Drama Hit By Covid Blow
No extras and filmed in a quarry
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Only 20 F-bombs during new show
Now Carrie Is On Hunt For A Knob
PM girl’s door lever splurge
Giggling Biggins Grabbed By Gran
Care home grope
Mercer's Vets Call
Former defence minister Johnny Mercer speaks to crowds gathered at a rally in support of veterans.
UNITY IN A WORLD OF DIVERSITY
BRIAN JONES explores unity in a world full of challenges and diversity. Through different analogies and his own personal experience with meditation, he finds effective ways to achieve unity through the silence of the heart.
Hands Off My Football Team!
The European Super League followed a model shaped in the U.S. Opposition from fans scuttled the idea
Francesco Paoli lifts the lid on the symphonic death metal masters’ most vicious and vivacious cycle of songs thus far
CHICKEN COME HOME TO ROOST
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FOR TELEVISION, NFL DEAL IS LIKELY A MATTER OF SURVIVAL
The $113 billion deal to telecast NFL games through 2033 is head-swimmingly large — until you consider that the very survival of broadcast networks as we know them may depend upon it.
FIRE AT FRENCH CLOUD COMPUTING FIRM DISRUPTS WEBSITES
Numerous companies and websites in France suffered outages and disruptions to services after a fire swept through a cloud computing provider’s facility.
GHISLAINE CUTS TIES TO BUST OUT OF JAIL
DESPERATE Ghislaine Maxwell has offered to renounce her British and French citizenships in a new bid to get out of jail!
Q&A with Ron Rivera, Martin Mayhew and Marty Hurney
Coach Ron Rivera, General Manager Martin Mayhew and Executive Vice President of Football/Player Personnel Marty Hurney met with the media via Zoom on Feb. 3 to discuss the direction of the new front office. The interview is edited for space.
Shoots from the hip
Robby Anderson said he wasn't “genuinely happy ” with the Jets at times
What great culture looks like
Throughout the process of the Jets looking for a new coach, a buzzword we heard quite a bit was “culture.”