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Daily Record|December 07, 2021
UK's sense of humour shines through despite a challenging year as festive funnies competition winners are revealed
Rick Fulton

Not every Christmas cracker joke has to make eaten far too many Brussels sprouts.

Actually giving us a chuckle amongst the cheese, UKTV channel Gold's annual festive competition has revealed it's top 20 best topical Christmas cracker gags - created by the British public and voted for by the British public.

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