Not every Christmas cracker joke has to make eaten far too many Brussels sprouts.
Actually giving us a chuckle amongst the cheese, UKTV channel Gold's annual festive competition has revealed it's top 20 best topical Christmas cracker gags - created by the British public and voted for by the British public.
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