Barbs not Marbs for tragic comedian PM

WHENEVER Boris Johnson goes on holiday, I worry most about what happens when he comes back.

- KEVIN MACGUIRE

By packing his bags for Spain to escape a bewildered Britain the Prime Minister is demonstrating that he doesn't give a damn for people he leaves behind.

The joker is no longer funny when he's slapping on the sunblock while the country he is supposed to be running faces empty Martha shelves, soaring energy prices and threats to shut factories.

It's as if the lazy PM is desperate to prove that Keir Starmer's jibe that he's “trivial” actually gives him the benefit of the doubt.