Remember when Heather Locklear was charged with beating up a cop? Apparently news stories in 2018 are based on Mad Libs.
Seen recently on a man’s dating-site profile: “Meeting me is like the first time you ate sushi or wore a thong. It seems weird initially, but you learn to love it.”
Impressive: Rex Tillerson was secretary of state for 39.5 Scaramuccis.
You know, I’m tired of having to make multiple stops when I need tires, a diamond bracelet and 20 gallons of mayonnaise,” said the man who would go on to found Costco.
Seen on another dating profile: “I make a six-figure salary. Full disclosure: Two of those figures are to the right of the decimal point.”
GIRLFRIEND: I’ve got good news, and I’ve got bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?
BOYFRIEND: Uh, the good news.
GIRLFRIEND: I got you a new coffee mug.
BOYFRIEND: Thanks! And the bad news?
GIRLFRIEND: It’s a WORLD'S GREATEST DAD mug.
This story is from the May 2018 edition of Playboy Sweden.
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