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The UFC President talks about his last day on earth...

- SANTI PINTADO

How do you want to go?

I guess I’d like to go out the way everyone would want to go out — lay down, go to sleep, and it just happens. What, you want me to go out guns f—king blazing? The one thing I’ve never thought about is how I’d like to die. I never think about dying. There are a lot of people freaked out by death but I’m not at all. How about we talk about how we don’t want to die?

OK, GO FOR IT.

I don’t want to get eaten by a shark and I don’t want to be burned alive. These are the two ways I positively know I do NOT want to leave this world. You don’t want to be shark shit.

Do you have any deathbed confessions?

Nah, I’m a big believer that all those things you’ve got locked up in the closet, in the back of your brain, you leave there.