I’m done with baseball. I’m going to use the free time to learn French. Au revoir.
FROM: seth_meyers / TO: mike_schur January 23, 2003
We just signed some guy named David Ortiz. I was excited until I saw he was RELEASED BY THE TWINS!!!! WTF are the Sox doing signing a guy who was RELEASED BY THE TWINS?! It’s time to admit we’re going to die without ever seeing the Red Sox win a World Series.
FROM: mike_schur / TO: seth_meyers January 24, 2003
Who cares about some scrub Minnesota didn’t want. We have Giambi! (Jeremy, not Jason, but whatever: A Giambi is a Giambi.) Plus I know Theo is planning to claim Dave McCarty off waivers if the A’s ever let him go. We’re fine!
Oh, God, we’re never going to win the World Series.
FROM: seth_meyers / TO: mike_schur September 17, 2003
David Ortiz is exactly the kind of player I have been begging the Sox to sign for years. Don’t go for big splashy free-agent signings. Find a scrap heap guy from the Twins with something to prove! Have you and I ever been as happy doing anything as David Ortiz is when he’s playing baseball?
FROM: mike_schur / TO: seth_meyers October 18, 2004
David Ortiz just won two elimination playoff games, by himself, against the Yankees, in the span of 24 hours. My first child will be named David Ortiz Schur. And if it’s a girl? David Ortiz Schur.
FROM: seth_meyers / TO: mike_schur October 27, 2004
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