Forget doing things half baked, it’s time to ditch the grey matter and embrace your f*cking feelings, says Morgan Reardon
FIRST HEARD ABOUT THE LAW OF ‘F*ck Yes or No’ from my mate Karla when I was venting to her about a guy I was dating. We’d have weeks where he was amazing and I was so sure he was The One, and then he’d go lukewarm on me and I’d be left feeling confused listening to Beyoncé’s Best thing I never had on repeat. Fed up with my constant complaining, Karla turned to me one day over wine and said, ‘Do you think he’s “f*ck yes” about you?’ I had no idea what she was on about, but then again we had finished a bottle (or two) of red...
‘Do you think, when he thinks about your relationship, he’s “f*ck yes” about it, like all in, 100 per cent?,’ she asked. I guess sometimes he seemed to be all in, but other instances when he’d let me down or blow off plans we’d made, it seemed like he was more ‘f*ck maybe’ about me…
‘Then he’s a “f*ck no”,’ my mate said simply.
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