BOTTOM-HEAVY Kim Kardashian is battling an incurable butt disease — that could lead to her lower limbs exploding in a bloated mass of fat!
That’s the bombshell diagnosis of a revolutionary medical algorithm that analyzed the reality star’s voice — and discovered she’s afflicted with a horrifying syndrome called lipedema.
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MAXWELL FLUNKS PRISON LIE TEST!
SEX sleaze Jeffrey Epstein’s convicted madam Ghislaine Maxwell is lying through her teeth to protect the dead pedophile’s perverted pals, according to a lie detector test administered on behalf of The National ENQUIRER!
CROSBY'S LONELY TRIP TO THE GRAVE
MUSIC great David Crosby went to his grave an outcast among his legendary bandmates as any warm feelings toward the troubled troubadour were a Long Time Gone!
UFO TRACKS U.S. SPY PLANE OVER WAR ZONE!
SHOCKING images of mysterious UFOs brazenly shadowing U.S. aircraft have been leaked by military insiders as the Pentagon secretly braces for assaults on pilots, ground troops — and ultimately all of humanity!
FAST TRACK FOR DRUG SLOWING ALZHEIMER'S!
A NEW drug to treat Alzheimer's disease was fast-tracked for approval by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA), arming physicians with another weapon in their fight against the memory robbing condition! Lecanemab, which is being marketed as Leqsebi, is not a cure.
GEORGE SANTOS IS A SOCIOPATH!
Top shrinks diagnose Ming congressman's Poubling disorder
MRS. C HOPES HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!
FAST-AGING Happy Days mom Marion Ross is reaching out to her former castmates to pull together a TV reunion of the classic show — before it’s too late, insiders dish.
BIG BAD WOLFE WHACKS KILLER CAT!
Is former pigskin pro a hero or a beast?
CHINA RELEASES KRAKEN!
New COVID biohomb attacking America!
CAPTAIN AMERICA GETTING HITCHED!
Chris Evans bored with bachelorhood
THUGS RAIN HAIL OF BLOWS ON I WEATHERMAN!
BRAVE FOX News weatherman Adam Klotz selflessly rushed to the aid of an older man being terrorized by teens on an NYC subway train — only for the bullies to turn on him and deliver a brutal beatdown!
ONWARD AND UPWARD WITH THE ARTS: THE MERRY WIDOW
The ninety-year-old aristocrat known for her cheeky accounts of the British élite.
FICTION: MARIANA ENRIQUEZ MY SAD DEAD
First, I think I should describe the neighborhood.
THE MARRYING KIND
The afterlives of Chaucer's Wife of Bath.
NICOLE KIDMAN COMES TO MORE PLACES
The Oscar-winning actor and pandemic-era AMC spokesperson is pressed into further service.
ANNALS OF PSYCHOLOGY: NOT FOOLING ANYONE
The dubious rise of impostor syndrome.
THE TALK OF THE TOWN
Amy Davidson Sorkin on the debt-limit showdown; Pussy Riot's orthodoxy; night and day at the museum; awkward arrangements; remembering Tom Verlaine.
LETTER FROM TEXAS: NO CITY LIMITS
My town, Austin, known for laid-back weirdness, is transforming into a turbocharged tech capital.
THE CURRENT CINEMA: AT LARGE
\"Knock at the Cabin\" and \"Godland.\"
Why contemporary artists love the teen-age angst of early Paramore.
A new production of Samuel Beckett's \"Endgame.\"