Kim's Bubble Butt Is Going To Burst!
National Enquirer|May 15 2017
Breakthrough MEDICAL DEVICE REVEALS she’s sitting on ticking time bomb.

BOTTOM-HEAVY Kim Kardashian is battling an incurable butt disease — that could lead to her lower limbs exploding in a bloated mass of fat!

That’s the bombshell diagnosis of a revolutionary medical algorithm that analyzed the reality star’s voice — and discovered she’s afflicted with a horrifying syndrome called lipedema.

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