Pee on burning cash ignited by blowtorch.
TWO bungling thieves’ get-rich-quick scheme literally went up in smoke after trying to torch open an ATM!
Even more humiliating, the doofuses tried to douse the flames — destroying the machine with their own urine!
Using footage caught on a surveillance camera, cops have identified 31-year-old Jason Kovar as one of the would-be robbers of the Coastal Community Bank in Everett, Wash.
On May 30, the dim-witted duo planned to blowtorch the bank’s ATM and pry it open, cops say.
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