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Soap Opera Digest|June 1, 2020
Forget BLESS THIS MESS! Some Of TV’s Funniest Lines Are On Soaps.

BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL

(Wyatt enters the office, where Katie and Quinn have been talking.)

Wyatt: “Hey. Pam said she didn’t hear screaming, thought it might be safe for me to come in.”

Quinn: “Wyatt.”

Katie: “We were just talking about you.” Quinn: “Yeah.”

Wyatt: “I thought my ears were burning.”

DYNASTY

(Fallon seeks advice from Culhane.)

Fallon: “You were the president of your fraternity, right?”

Culhane: “Treasurer, actually.”

Fallon: “That’s so sad.”

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