Classic lines
Soap Opera Digest|October 04, 2021
Forget IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA! TV’s Funniest Lines Are On Soaps.

BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL

(Finn teases Steffy that while she’s away on her business trip, he’ll be partying with their kids.)

Steffy: “Really? You’re gonna pop some bottles.”

Finn: “Oh, yeah, it’s gonna be VIP bottle service like you’ve never seen before. We’ve got top-shelf milk and imported juice boxes.”

DAYS OF OUR LIVES

(Gabi runs into a distressed Ava in the town square.)

Gabi: “Ava! What happened? Did you lose your appetite?”

Ava: “Only because the sight of you makes me sick.”

Gabi: “Oh, that’s funny. I have the same reaction to the sight of you.” (Johnny tells Anna and Tony about his plans to make a movie using his phone.)

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