PRINCE HARRY was lucky he was born a rich royal because he’s being described by insiders as an “idiot” so useless, he couldn’t get a job flipping burgers at a fast-food joint!
Now that the duke, his high-maintenance wife, Meghan, and infant son, Archie, are settled in Tyler Perry’s $18 million Los Angeles mansion, he’s facing huge expenses, like a yearly $12 million tab for security. Meanwhile, he and wifey are fishing for work to pay their mounting bills.
But royal author Tom Quinn notes Harry’s unfit for any normal work despite being a grad of Britain’s most prestigious military college.
“What’s his role?” the writer speculates. “He can’t get a job in McDonald’s or for an investment bank. What’s he going to do?”
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