HARRY & MEGHAN'S SILLY SOUR GRAPES!

Insist humiliating absence from royal balcony was THEIR idea

OUTCASTS Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan, are trying to save face after Queen Elizabeth banned them from hanging with the rest of the family on the prestigious palace viewing balcony for her Platinum Jubilee celebrations, royal sources dish.

After the snub, the couple’s butt-kissing biographer and defender Omid Scobie issued a sour grapes statement insisting the money-chasing couple never wanted to appear on the palace balcony but were “very keen” to take part in other events like the Queen’s Thanksgiving service at St. Paul’s Cathedral.