PRISCILLA SUED AS DEADBEAT!

PRISCILLA PRESLEY is being taken to the cleaners by a former business partner who claims she saved Elvis’ widow from “financial ruin and public embarrassment” by working magic on her finances and crisis PR management — and is still owed big bucks in unpaid bills for her work!

EPSTEIN ISLAND NOW A TWISTED NEW VIDEO GAME

A DERANGED new game called “Epstein” that’s set on an island is being widely blasted as a brazen, and warped, attempt to capitalize on the horrific acts of the late pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, who ran the Caribbean atoll Little St. James as his personal sex playpen.

ZOMBIE DEER DISEASE JUMPING TO HUMANS!

Incurable & always fatal

SLY STALLONE, 77, CRIPPLED FOR LIFE

Seven surgeries & living in agony after breaking his neck in stunt

GWEN READY TO BUST OUT AGAIN!

Wants new boobs but Blake likes the way things stand

PIRATE JOHNNY'S IN DEEP SHEIK!

Killer bromance with Saudi prince

THE LONG & SHORT OF IT

World's tallest dude plays footsie with tiniest woman

THE HONEYMOON'S OVER!

Taylor & Travis squabbling over anger & booze

TRUMPSTER FIRE!

Donald's empire turns to ash amid marriage, money & legal problems

BABY BAKED IN OVEN!

Troubled mom’s goose is cooked

COPS BUSTED FOR BIZARRE CRANK CALLS

THREE dummy deputies in South Carolina made crank calls about finding corpses while on duty — and now the fakers are in real trouble, cops say.

BLOOD MONEY!

Chilling probe claims sick & dying critters' vital fluids are sold to your cats & dogs

ROBERT WAGNER'S BOOZY LAST DAYS

ACTING legend Robert Wagner has been partying like a champ at age 94, and pals say he’s happy to spend his twilight years with a glass in his hand and a smug smile on his mug!

NEWHART'S SAD BATTLE WITH BROKEN HEART!

Fears wife's death is killing TV icon, 94

BEACH BOY BRIAN'S DEMENTIA HORROR

Struggles to feed & clothe himself

HARRY GOES ALL IN!

Abandoning titles to be U.S. citizen - but Meghan isn't delighted by idea

MADONNA'S A BIG FLOP!

Comeback tour hits the skids

LIONEL DANCING ON THE CEILING AS KATY QUITS!

Idol gang happy to see diva go!

GET MARRIED ALREADY!

Seacrest mom lays down law as gay chatter singles out bachelor

BRITNEY TRYING TO MAKE BABY WITH BAD BOY!

TROUBLED Britney Spears insists “being single is awesome,” but spies say the hot-to-trot blonde is having secret hookups with her bad boy housekeeper Paul Richard Soliz — and wants his baby!

DYING KING CHARLES DESPERATE GAMBLE

Betting it all on QUACK homeopathic cancer cures

HUCKSTER HARRY'S MERCY FLIGHT WAS SHAMELESS STUNT!

King's inner circle trashes cynical son

PRESIDENTIAL PERVS EXPOSED BY OWN HANDS

Therr lurid love letters and dirty doings

O.J. SIMPSON CANCER CRISIS

Ex-con's back is against the wall

FALLEN IDOL!

Katy Perry leaving TV competition under dark cloud

ILLEGAL ALIEN BAGGED FOR BUTCHERING CHEERLEADER!

ILLEGAL immigrant Rafael Govea Romero stalked a pretty high school cheerleader before brutally butchering her in Texas - and now the murderous Mexican may pay for the crime with his life, lawmen say.

CONTROL-FREAK BRAD KEEPING LOVER IN CHAINS!

Imposes iron-clad contract dictating Ines' every move

LIFE WITH CHER IS TOTAL HELL!

Daughter-in-law demands apology from music queen

WHAT HAPPENED TO JEN'S FACE?

Sitcom legend is unrecognizable after nip/tucks

JESSICA & ASHLEE'S SURGICAL SISTER ACT

Aiming to be living dolls