<p><strong>A</strong> man&rsquo;s number one question when he visits a nude beach for the first time: What should I do if I get an erection? The number two question: Why are there so many dudes here?</p><p><strong>M</strong>y trust issues began when I discovered there was no donkey in Donkey Kong.</p><p><strong>T</strong>he Heimlich Manoeuvre means some - thing totally different to anyone who ever slept with Dr Henry Heimlich.</p>

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If your lawyer has an AOL e-mail address, you’re going to jail.

One way to get a hand job is to become a sculptor.

Never trust a psychic wearing a Band-Aid. They should have seen that shit coming.

Instead of “Who’s your daddy?” I accidentally said, “How’s your daddy?”

We put our clothes back on and discussed her father’s hip surgery. When baseball players want to delay ejaculation, do they think about people having sex?

I accidentally texted a picture of my penis to my grandma. She asked me when I shaved my head and lost an eye.

Sometimes just to switch things up I ask my therapist how my lack of progress makes her feel.

Those of you who think the Earth is flat, show some decency. Some planets just take longer than others to develop.

Attendance at the Rodeo Hall of Fame has skyrocketed since it dedicated a statue to the reverse cowgirl.

Caller: Sir, we believe your identity has been stolen. Me: I go to sleep at nine P.M. and drive a minivan. I’m sure they’ll give it back.

If eating chocolate makes your brain simulate the feeling of being in love, how many pieces does it take to convince your girlfriend to t

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