She vetoes my fun in 'open' marriage

BUT HER ROMPS ARE OK

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OUR open marriage isn’t working and I’m feeling miserable and lost.

Back in April my wife suddenly announced that she was bored. She stormed that her life had no meaning and that she craved excitement and thrills.

She insisted that an open marriage was the only way to save our relationship. I was so stunned and frightened that I promised that I would do anything to keep her.

She went out the very next day and slept with a neighbour. I thought we'd ease into our new setup gradually, but she wasted no time jumping into his bed, which was a bit of slap around the face with a wet fish...