KISS OFF ALBERT!

Charlene's distaste obvious as hubby forces awkward PDA

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DESPERATE to silence critics who claim his marriage is a sham, Monaco's Prince Albert forced his fragile wife, Charlene, into a public display of affection with disastrous results!

After examining photos of the strained couple's first public kiss since she returned to Monaco, body language ert Patti Wood concludes Albert's attempt to display love and affection are FAKE and Charlene showed signs of "fear!"

"Instead of intimacy and closeness, there's tension between them!" says Wood.