But Steve Green is prouder than most of his van - rejoicing in the name of Cecil - which is well on the way to totting up a million miles and is still in service clearing plastic from the Cornish coast.
Green, 50, bought Cecil, 52, for the equivalent of £180 in 1998 while he was working as a mechanic in Australia.
The van had already done more than 500,000 miles and was in a bit of a sorry state having been used as a shuttle bus between Canberra and Sydney airports.
Green spent six months repairing it and when the time came for him to leave Australia, had planned to sell Cecil at an auction in Sydney, but couldn't bear to part.
"We wanted to drive him back to the UK. We managed to get visas for India and Russia, but China said no, so we put him on a ship back home and haven't parted since."
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