BUSTED FOR POOPING ON DEAD POSSUM

RUDE Rudy Wilcox committed a crappy crime in Clearwater by pooping on a dead possum in a Florida intersection — during evening rush hour traffic, lawmen say. 

According to an arrest affidavit, an officer witnessed the homeless dude “defecating” on the deceased critter “with his pants lowered and his anal region exposed” — in “full view of the motoring public!”