LAST week when Facebook and Instagram went down, I thought I’d pass the time by talking to my wife.
It was only then I discovered she had posted a note on the fridge saying she had left me. Two months ago.
Luckily, social media is back so I can return to spending my time being told by self-proclaimed experts that the Earth is flat or the Covid vaccine will make me grow a tail, or some other such nonsense.
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