ALVIN Martin was caught offside when he mistook West Ham pal Tony Gale's pile cream for toothpaste.
He used it to scrub his teeth before Tony told him it had been up his backside.
The former footballers used to room together when the Hammers were playing away in the 80s and 90s.
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